JUST AN OFFICE FLIRT

office read: sexy chicks.mini skirts to flaunt those sleander waxed legs.coffee machine gossip. AND YOU HAVE THE element in crowning glory, oh dont think too big. . . hes
>>JUST AN OFFICE FLIRT

constant checking outs
'why are u looking so cute today' smses
flirting
continuous pop ups on fb
more flirting
luches together
with flirting
come lets fag-all the time
casual proposals every single day
some say hes a cute creep.some say hes a creepy bastard.
>>BUT HES JUST AN OFFICE FLIRT!

u knw hes irresistable, but you wont go that extra mile. u might try to extend that litttle finger, too afraid he may take the hand, or the whole if u may!
u knw behind those dates, there could be a ted bundy or some crazy silence of the lambs serial killer maniac types. SCARY!

but u do take that occasional peep, and wonder wats the guy upto.
u blush at the compliment he delivers every half an hour
and u wait for him to ask u out for the 100th tym..while u turn down the poor chap!
u wear ur sexiest just to blow the hell outta him,
tempt lil adam ..like ur just havin sum bitchy fun

HES JUST AN OFFICE FLIRT,
who waits in anticipation, maybe one day he'll get the taste of your cherry lips. UNFOTUNATE.

ALABAMA CALLING

wakeup.sleep.music.crap.dance.work.sleep.bored.sing.


isnt there a time when theres something that shocks you, something that blinds your day lights, and something that makes you sit up and go HEY! WTF! and you go berserk and wonder...
U DONT BOOZE, YOU DONT DO DRUGS, U DONT MAKE LOVE UNDER THE MOON
and then comes the dreaded realization THAT maybe , i think, and u think for sometime and wonder in all its glory 'do i have a life'
and you get your answer .... YEAH! ....
AND DEN ... YOU GO.. maybe
AND LATER YOU CONFIDENTLY SAY....

rohan says its STRANGER THAN FICTION when he made a group just to find that hottie chick of a thing, and went WOW to see like a 1000+memebers... im still in an OMG feeling

maybe he doesnt have a life too. the friends on fb with a 'im going to the loo now'status dont have a life too. mother who watches cranky ragas on star plus is as wierd. NO LIFE. people watching the t20 world cup, *makes oogling eyes*, matches washed by rains.. AND U CALL THAT CRICKET? and the nalasopara station brigde- a hangout for roadside romeos (can u believe it)

OH YEAH I DO!! I DO ! I DO!

well, im off to alabama! sweet home alabama
sexy hot greek gods with bodies like marble slabs, strong and steady
sun bathing in a polka dot bikini
tequila on a sunrise
dancing below a shiny disco ball
fishing in the deep blue sea.. gumboots instead of piranhas
a life dedicated to sex.drugs.rocknroll.
tattooed body art. phoenix covering the the entire upperbody, spiral snake crawling over the leg.abstract indegenous figures.ancient symbols.
colour in music.trance.sound in light.trance.
LOOKING AT THE WORLD.PRIDE.A DIFFERNT LIFE.CRAZY SHIT

and then i wonder.
WISHFUL THINKING.
i dont have a life. definately. I BLOG.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, or is it?

Its that time of the year, where u make ur new year resolutions and u probably break them today only, or you just try contemplating on wat u did wrong the previous year and apparently you shall make the same mistakes again.

would u say its the beginning of the year or the year when u stumble upon a new beginning? stumbe, for everything is unplanned, even pregnancies. but life has no i-pills, all you can ultimately do is cry in the middle of the nite, the pillow your only support, the insomnia your drug, the sleepless nite puts you to sleep.

wats the new year got to do with it?
nothing actually. just a few tit bits that made my happy new year a little less sad, a lot more happy and way unexpected joys that didnt really make my day. i know very wierd, but LIFES LIKE DAT!

a fone network... jammed at 12.. when i frantically typed the cutest msg i cud, and overly unromantic boyfriend.was sick.i dont blame him now for the lame-ness. but it does hurt when u have great expectations and u hafto let em go in that sinking sand. i managed. sad.depressed.hurt. im stuck at the crossroads in chumbawanba.i think.

ex chats in the evening. i try to be nice. and he trys to be NICE TOO! its was very ironically the hapiest moment in the day coming from some one i hurt the most. when i thot in the morning how lonely i felt waking up to no one by your side, at least in perception. and he makes me happy. but how can i revel in that glory when i promised another man? another entangled fuck up. unhappy again.

the new year is just another boring day in the life of an 18 something. she has no goal.to many dilemnas. frequent mood swings.(due to).boyfriend issues.stressors.knocked out by parntal advisory board. and extremely low on self appraisal. in simple terms: MESSED UP

BUT THERE IS A GOD. I KNOW.

i asked him wat was the best thing last year, and he said "YOU". i asked him again, and wats the best thing this year, and he said "baby its YOU"

:) post dedicated to ROHAN . who brightened my day at the very end. IM JUST SO HAPPY NOW!!!

garden of eden:loud tyranny

salut!!
i hope ur alive after all the hullabaloo over the terrorist attacks that rocked our city(figuratively speaking) cus mumbai wasnt really dancing and we werent rocking sum party.. but it was a party for some ppl like the terrorists who rejoiced over every bleeding body.. who played a game similar to 'pin the tail on the donkey' only here it was pin the bullet in the human!! it was raining gunfire(sound effects) and peoples wails and tears only made our party hosts(read terrorists) over joyed!!
well.. wat happens next..
>the nsg commandos come to the rescue..saved our souls...and whoopie we scremed 'bharat mata ki jay'
>the politicians were abused big time.. omg ... u missed the event of the year if u werent on facebk at the rite time to see the showers of 'f'words and 'b'words and 'mcs' and 'bcs'!! the highest degree of abuses to surface the planet!!
>homage paid to the officers..rather martyrs who gave their lives to save ours!!1 such noble men.. they deserve a standing ovation. (hats off)
>rallies+peace days.. ok well.. i think its just a hype.. attention seekin g behavior attitude.. doesnt really make sense to me.. so i dont really want to comment. peace owt!!

oh so nw my point is dat cribbing and cursing wont really make a difference yaa... these rallies that are doing the rounds, communities dedicated to anti terrorism on fb and orkut, politicians empty hypocrictic propagadas... are in no way .. MIND U... NO WAY ARE THEY FOOLPROOF PLANS TO SVE US FROM DOOMSDAY!!

*PREDICTIONS*
the end is near.. i can sense it when i step out of my cosy little habitat... it wont be long before soon we are wiped out from this alredy damaged planet!!

oh mommy.. i dont wanta die... save me mommy...
OK SO WAT SHUD WE DO?? IS THERE A SOLUTION?
>stop blaming the freaking politicians...they will never be able to make a difference.. we need to get that into our pea heads first!!
>the government is only a monet making policy..where saving your chair(by commiting all the possible horrenous crimes..bribing, fucking,murdering..and the list is endless) is one of the non-existent goals in our five year plans(however it apparently does exist and it is the only goal thats given undue importance and certainly enuf its FULFILLED!1*NOT SURPRISED LOOKS*)
>stop trying to 'change the mindset' of these terrorst goups..we arent able to locate them in the first place..!!! trying to show them 'good over evil' is billion light years away!!
>prayers!! - hope never will die out... im trying to tok to god...and he doesnt seem to answer my questions... hes silent on the oder line.. maybe hes contemplating..maybe even hes devicing a solution..so wen he tells me.. ill update u guys okay(for now deal with MY solutions)
>try to be a good soul- i keep telling ppl dis..but its a hard nut to crack..wen the world around me contains evil specimens of every sort.. i cant help but bitch about the medusas and cruellas!! but ...im trying..trying...and i keep failing... *irritation and guilt* puff........ ill try tomorro like i did today.. but today..i ignored ppl and whole lot of bitching unraveled itself in my world!!
>JUST HAVE FUN!! THIS IS MY UBER SOLUTION .... JUST RELAX...KEEP CALM..BREATHE EASY..BREATHE HAPPY AND YOU WILL LIVE..IF NOT FOR LONG.. BUT U WILL LIVE HAPPINESS AND JOY THAT UPHOLDS NO BOUNDS..JUST HAVE FUN BABY...
if tomoro doesnt happen
today i wont let my spirit dampen
the world aint on my shoulder
why shud i get any more colder??
ill smile again, wink at the hottie goin by...
but i promise,toady im not gonna cry!!

muah..
TILL DEATH DO US PARTY!!
ciao!!

Thank god its tuesday!!

aloha!
well... im so glad its tuesday...thank god i managed to scrape thru the manic monday without making a total menace of myself (read-screwing up royally*cus dats wat actually happens evry monday!*)
so dats the basic point... MONDAYs are the most detested days of my life.... something i realy hate looking forward too....and they also ruin my sunday evenings... (cus i think bout the next day....dat happens to be a monday obviously!)
and so to begin with... reasons why I HATE MONDAYS.....
1. ive got french tutions in the morning.. i mean early morning...EARLY morning(im trying to prove the intensity of it...it really means early..wen the birds begin to chirp and the early bierd dets the fresh and juicy worm) ok fine ... im exaggerating... tuts are at 8.30.. but still yaaa... thats so early !! cmon im not an early riser(im basically a wake-up-at-lunch-time types)
2. french tuts are a pain in the a##!! see, i dont really mind waking up dat early.. but wake up and run for french tuts... dats hilarious!! a language i really cant seem to understand in the first place...the french tok like theyr mumbling things to themselves... how am i supposed to get wat they say??? and for a fact..ppl all over the world know english... so it wont really be helpful at all... (its just to help raise my HSC percentage and stic up in xaviers for 3 more years*my ony ambition in life till date*) and the icing on the cake ... or rather the piece of shit on an utterly devastated morning..is the tution teacher. is it rite dat u cant really carry even a single extra book to tuts... ur bag hasta be light or else fling it outta d door... ur slippers have to be stacked on the steps neat and tidily... ur bag has to be on the plastic sheet on the bed ..it cant move an inch out (or else ur the teachers worst enemy) ... u cant drag the chairs around...u have to be five minutes before tym..or else ur alleged to be a latecomer..not at all punctual..and u get a lec on time management also(if dats not enuf) and omg the rules are endless!! am i going for french tuts or to military school??
3. i miss my 9.21 bandra local!! the locals trains... dont let me start on this... at the peak hour.. its impossible... the overcrowed trains moving at the pace of a snail... and me squshed like a tomato... with women (unintentionally) feeling u up...and flinging u from one end of the train to the other... a 2omin journey in that humungous crowd is more than enough to raise blood pressures and make college and happiness seem like a million light years away!!
4. i miss my attendance.. every monday... dats cus i apparently happen to be late...(bcus of the french tuts..as mentioned above and the tyrannies faced in the train)... and i really dont know why...im trying to figure this out big tym.. why doesnt psychology maam take attendance in the end... or rather why doesnt she pity poor souls like me... who are just 5 mins late(ok ok ok.. 15 mins late)????? why doesnt she pity poor voyagers who have travelled from doom to hell and back?? well... this is something im researching on(knowing well dat i am wasted)..and ive come to the conclusion dat she is a sadist...ppl who receive immense happiness at students failures..or the best reason is.. frankly...>she hates me<(cmon toking continuously in her class..and distracting other kids also..in each and every lecture and disrupting the study mood in class by passing delusional and deranged comments is no reason to hate a student, rite naa???)
5. its a day wen the we have english tutorials.. and omg.. let me make this very clear.. i just despise grammar.. grammar of all sorts... i think its an abject waste of time. infact i say it because i dont really understand all the innumerous tenses and some things called verbs and some huge other extravagant things called modal auxilaries(wtf) and what is this summary writing and tree diagrams( i alsways end up drawing banyan trees*my diagrams look like that* cant really help it! ) and since we are divided in class.. i dont really have all my frends weith me... infact i have no one.. except for one chic and so its like im on lonely planet..sheesh... man..ony i knw how i manage my way thru it!! (thanks to all the day dreaming..nno one can put a halt to dat.. not even u verona... hahahha... my ony weapon against the evil verona maam whos out to destroy 'planet fun'
6. and for the tip of the ice berg... its a long excruciating day in coll... lecs till 4.30...dat makes the day really really LOOOOOOONG.... im serious 6 lecs a day are absolutely not in my capacity...the day is filled with laziness...subject lectures.. (no evs and phv...dat are lite and tempt u to go into lala land) dat keep u wide awake.. altho ur eyes have gone to sleep and ur mouth is mute snoring! to think of it ony makes me go...*yawn*
and dats ......making me goo...... *yawn*....and *yawn*... and... now...im going to... *yawn*.... *yawn*... bed....* yawn*.... *yawn*..... byeee........*yawn*......

bashful break up!

aloha!
well...my blogs may be a little depressing these days.. dats cuz ive just started recovering from a break up... and break ups are soo really bad...especially wen u get dumped!! (its the first tym im in that terrible position) its been a really long tym since im getting the taste of being single...cus a girl like me dont remain single for long!!
neways who does really care?? as long as im still happy*frankly... im not*....ok wateva! oh but...its is a good feeling cus u get to stalk oder guys and start having crushes al over again and u dont have an inch of guiltiness in you... *ok now im happy again*
so keeping my emotions in mind..todays blog is giving u guys some gyaan on
WAT NOT TO DO DURING A BREAK UP?
1. please please for heavens sake dont cry and brood over the loser(with a capital L) who dumped you... he doesnt deserve a sweetheart but an old hag wholl make him mop her puke!
2. dont ever dream bout him coming bak to you... nd even if he does be ready with a machine gun to shoot his head off! nd if u accept him bak..gurl i pity u..cus uve landed urself from the frying pan to the fire( of hell!)
3. dont get into depression...cus its tym to rejoice and party and celebrate .... cus ur giving oder amazing guys a chance to like you...(many have been lining up in queues behind u..*if u dint knw dat*) we dont want the Great Drepression of the 1930s to start all over again... the world has suffered irreparable losses... we had enough of it!
4.stop bingeing on chocolate or icecream just to get over the break up.. it ony helps u gain those detested ounces of globby fat..that will make you like a roley poley snowman...just in tym for christmas...and no wonder ur ex will be all the more glad dat he dumped yu! who wants to date a fat ass? (unless the guy is equally fat and u spend all ur tym together hogging on those hamburgers withs loadsa cheese *ur idea of a perfect date* .... please GO DIE!!)
5.stop listening to songs bout breakups... firstly they r made by ppl who were in depression..its sumthing called Sublimation(in psychology..if u dint knw im a psycho student*no surprises*)and its like one blind man leading anther! how will a depressed person help another depressed person! hieght of deranged ideologies!
6. for the last and final tym please stop thinking bout ur ex and all the happy tyms speant togther... neways they are not gonna come bak...its something of the past and happier moments are gonna come into ur life all over again... pity that ass hole who dint care bout u...cus i think those were the last of his happy moments... he is only in for sheer tyranny and overall unhappiness and hell probably get into drugs and he;ll newyas have a short happy life span *dats cus u also have to experiment with voodoo dols ok...to make his life horrenous..its pretty easy and will give u instant happiness* and yaa... dat will be the end of the evil ex bf!
7.stop evil eyeing his new gf... infact u shud be gladdat u werent the only fool in the world... there are many others... infact bigger ciphers!! and please pray that he sticks with this girl.. we dont want many chicks crying over a piece of garbage(we aint that mean rite) its better one person pays all the price of sticking up with the pea brained creature!
8.and for the final tip... dont keep checking his statuses on orkut and his scraps or his other updats on facebook and other social networking sites... just to c wat he is upto..girl he really doesnt deserve all that attention... its simply a waste of precious tym..wen u could rather go and check out the hotties in the brand new season of 'heroes-the villains'.. guys with powers... irrisistable*droooooool* or check out wats in vogue this season... so u can shop for something really sexy-cum-hot-cum-drag-all-the-attention types...the internet is a huge scope for entertainment rather than reading sum shitty status updates of a demoralized character*who is a huge embarassment to nature*(god regrets creating him also)..its only gonna suck ur brain juices!

note from blogger:- ive actually done all the above not-to-do activities and i swear by the yummy cheese capsicum sandwiches in my coll canteen.... they do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD... u only end up with an ocean of dissapointment.

so yaa...dats it from me guys... ill catch up later with some more interseting stuff dat i think bout..and update u ppl... cya... tc...
to all the single souls- ppl we rock this world
to all the commited folks- hope u never get dumped!

cheers....
PiNkStReAk

p.s. to all the dumpers in the world... yourll are heartless moronic fungii who only squeze the happiness outta ppls lives... *urll suck big tym*