Thank god its tuesday!!

aloha!
well... im so glad its tuesday...thank god i managed to scrape thru the manic monday without making a total menace of myself (read-screwing up royally*cus dats wat actually happens evry monday!*)
so dats the basic point... MONDAYs are the most detested days of my life.... something i realy hate looking forward too....and they also ruin my sunday evenings... (cus i think bout the next day....dat happens to be a monday obviously!)
and so to begin with... reasons why I HATE MONDAYS.....
1. ive got french tutions in the morning.. i mean early morning...EARLY morning(im trying to prove the intensity of it...it really means early..wen the birds begin to chirp and the early bierd dets the fresh and juicy worm) ok fine ... im exaggerating... tuts are at 8.30.. but still yaaa... thats so early !! cmon im not an early riser(im basically a wake-up-at-lunch-time types)
2. french tuts are a pain in the a##!! see, i dont really mind waking up dat early.. but wake up and run for french tuts... dats hilarious!! a language i really cant seem to understand in the first place...the french tok like theyr mumbling things to themselves... how am i supposed to get wat they say??? and for a fact..ppl all over the world know english... so it wont really be helpful at all... (its just to help raise my HSC percentage and stic up in xaviers for 3 more years*my ony ambition in life till date*) and the icing on the cake ... or rather the piece of shit on an utterly devastated morning..is the tution teacher. is it rite dat u cant really carry even a single extra book to tuts... ur bag hasta be light or else fling it outta d door... ur slippers have to be stacked on the steps neat and tidily... ur bag has to be on the plastic sheet on the bed ..it cant move an inch out (or else ur the teachers worst enemy) ... u cant drag the chairs around...u have to be five minutes before tym..or else ur alleged to be a latecomer..not at all punctual..and u get a lec on time management also(if dats not enuf) and omg the rules are endless!! am i going for french tuts or to military school??
3. i miss my 9.21 bandra local!! the locals trains... dont let me start on this... at the peak hour.. its impossible... the overcrowed trains moving at the pace of a snail... and me squshed like a tomato... with women (unintentionally) feeling u up...and flinging u from one end of the train to the other... a 2omin journey in that humungous crowd is more than enough to raise blood pressures and make college and happiness seem like a million light years away!!
4. i miss my attendance.. every monday... dats cus i apparently happen to be late...(bcus of the french tuts..as mentioned above and the tyrannies faced in the train)... and i really dont know why...im trying to figure this out big tym.. why doesnt psychology maam take attendance in the end... or rather why doesnt she pity poor souls like me... who are just 5 mins late(ok ok ok.. 15 mins late)????? why doesnt she pity poor voyagers who have travelled from doom to hell and back?? well... this is something im researching on(knowing well dat i am wasted)..and ive come to the conclusion dat she is a sadist...ppl who receive immense happiness at students failures..or the best reason is.. frankly...>she hates me<(cmon toking continuously in her class..and distracting other kids also..in each and every lecture and disrupting the study mood in class by passing delusional and deranged comments is no reason to hate a student, rite naa???)
5. its a day wen the we have english tutorials.. and omg.. let me make this very clear.. i just despise grammar.. grammar of all sorts... i think its an abject waste of time. infact i say it because i dont really understand all the innumerous tenses and some things called verbs and some huge other extravagant things called modal auxilaries(wtf) and what is this summary writing and tree diagrams( i alsways end up drawing banyan trees*my diagrams look like that* cant really help it! ) and since we are divided in class.. i dont really have all my frends weith me... infact i have no one.. except for one chic and so its like im on lonely planet..sheesh... man..ony i knw how i manage my way thru it!! (thanks to all the day dreaming..nno one can put a halt to dat.. not even u verona... hahahha... my ony weapon against the evil verona maam whos out to destroy 'planet fun'
6. and for the tip of the ice berg... its a long excruciating day in coll... lecs till 4.30...dat makes the day really really LOOOOOOONG.... im serious 6 lecs a day are absolutely not in my capacity...the day is filled with laziness...subject lectures.. (no evs and phv...dat are lite and tempt u to go into lala land) dat keep u wide awake.. altho ur eyes have gone to sleep and ur mouth is mute snoring! to think of it ony makes me go...*yawn*
and dats ......making me goo...... *yawn*....and *yawn*... and... now...im going to... *yawn*.... *yawn*... bed....* yawn*.... *yawn*..... byeee........*yawn*......

bashful break up!

aloha!
well...my blogs may be a little depressing these days.. dats cuz ive just started recovering from a break up... and break ups are soo really bad...especially wen u get dumped!! (its the first tym im in that terrible position) its been a really long tym since im getting the taste of being single...cus a girl like me dont remain single for long!!
neways who does really care?? as long as im still happy*frankly... im not*....ok wateva! oh but...its is a good feeling cus u get to stalk oder guys and start having crushes al over again and u dont have an inch of guiltiness in you... *ok now im happy again*
so keeping my emotions in mind..todays blog is giving u guys some gyaan on
WAT NOT TO DO DURING A BREAK UP?
1. please please for heavens sake dont cry and brood over the loser(with a capital L) who dumped you... he doesnt deserve a sweetheart but an old hag wholl make him mop her puke!
2. dont ever dream bout him coming bak to you... nd even if he does be ready with a machine gun to shoot his head off! nd if u accept him bak..gurl i pity u..cus uve landed urself from the frying pan to the fire( of hell!)
3. dont get into depression...cus its tym to rejoice and party and celebrate .... cus ur giving oder amazing guys a chance to like you...(many have been lining up in queues behind u..*if u dint knw dat*) we dont want the Great Drepression of the 1930s to start all over again... the world has suffered irreparable losses... we had enough of it!
4.stop bingeing on chocolate or icecream just to get over the break up.. it ony helps u gain those detested ounces of globby fat..that will make you like a roley poley snowman...just in tym for christmas...and no wonder ur ex will be all the more glad dat he dumped yu! who wants to date a fat ass? (unless the guy is equally fat and u spend all ur tym together hogging on those hamburgers withs loadsa cheese *ur idea of a perfect date* .... please GO DIE!!)
5.stop listening to songs bout breakups... firstly they r made by ppl who were in depression..its sumthing called Sublimation(in psychology..if u dint knw im a psycho student*no surprises*)and its like one blind man leading anther! how will a depressed person help another depressed person! hieght of deranged ideologies!
6. for the last and final tym please stop thinking bout ur ex and all the happy tyms speant togther... neways they are not gonna come bak...its something of the past and happier moments are gonna come into ur life all over again... pity that ass hole who dint care bout u...cus i think those were the last of his happy moments... he is only in for sheer tyranny and overall unhappiness and hell probably get into drugs and he;ll newyas have a short happy life span *dats cus u also have to experiment with voodoo dols ok...to make his life horrenous..its pretty easy and will give u instant happiness* and yaa... dat will be the end of the evil ex bf!
7.stop evil eyeing his new gf... infact u shud be gladdat u werent the only fool in the world... there are many others... infact bigger ciphers!! and please pray that he sticks with this girl.. we dont want many chicks crying over a piece of garbage(we aint that mean rite) its better one person pays all the price of sticking up with the pea brained creature!
8.and for the final tip... dont keep checking his statuses on orkut and his scraps or his other updats on facebook and other social networking sites... just to c wat he is upto..girl he really doesnt deserve all that attention... its simply a waste of precious tym..wen u could rather go and check out the hotties in the brand new season of 'heroes-the villains'.. guys with powers... irrisistable*droooooool* or check out wats in vogue this season... so u can shop for something really sexy-cum-hot-cum-drag-all-the-attention types...the internet is a huge scope for entertainment rather than reading sum shitty status updates of a demoralized character*who is a huge embarassment to nature*(god regrets creating him also)..its only gonna suck ur brain juices!

note from blogger:- ive actually done all the above not-to-do activities and i swear by the yummy cheese capsicum sandwiches in my coll canteen.... they do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD... u only end up with an ocean of dissapointment.

so yaa...dats it from me guys... ill catch up later with some more interseting stuff dat i think bout..and update u ppl... cya... tc...
to all the single souls- ppl we rock this world
to all the commited folks- hope u never get dumped!

cheers....
PiNkStReAk

p.s. to all the dumpers in the world... yourll are heartless moronic fungii who only squeze the happiness outta ppls lives... *urll suck big tym*