Thank god its tuesday!!

aloha!
well... im so glad its tuesday...thank god i managed to scrape thru the manic monday without making a total menace of myself (read-screwing up royally*cus dats wat actually happens evry monday!*)
so dats the basic point... MONDAYs are the most detested days of my life.... something i realy hate looking forward too....and they also ruin my sunday evenings... (cus i think bout the next day....dat happens to be a monday obviously!)
and so to begin with... reasons why I HATE MONDAYS.....
1. ive got french tutions in the morning.. i mean early morning...EARLY morning(im trying to prove the intensity of it...it really means early..wen the birds begin to chirp and the early bierd dets the fresh and juicy worm) ok fine ... im exaggerating... tuts are at 8.30.. but still yaaa... thats so early !! cmon im not an early riser(im basically a wake-up-at-lunch-time types)
2. french tuts are a pain in the a##!! see, i dont really mind waking up dat early.. but wake up and run for french tuts... dats hilarious!! a language i really cant seem to understand in the first place...the french tok like theyr mumbling things to themselves... how am i supposed to get wat they say??? and for a fact..ppl all over the world know english... so it wont really be helpful at all... (its just to help raise my HSC percentage and stic up in xaviers for 3 more years*my ony ambition in life till date*) and the icing on the cake ... or rather the piece of shit on an utterly devastated morning..is the tution teacher. is it rite dat u cant really carry even a single extra book to tuts... ur bag hasta be light or else fling it outta d door... ur slippers have to be stacked on the steps neat and tidily... ur bag has to be on the plastic sheet on the bed ..it cant move an inch out (or else ur the teachers worst enemy) ... u cant drag the chairs around...u have to be five minutes before tym..or else ur alleged to be a latecomer..not at all punctual..and u get a lec on time management also(if dats not enuf) and omg the rules are endless!! am i going for french tuts or to military school??
3. i miss my 9.21 bandra local!! the locals trains... dont let me start on this... at the peak hour.. its impossible... the overcrowed trains moving at the pace of a snail... and me squshed like a tomato... with women (unintentionally) feeling u up...and flinging u from one end of the train to the other... a 2omin journey in that humungous crowd is more than enough to raise blood pressures and make college and happiness seem like a million light years away!!
4. i miss my attendance.. every monday... dats cus i apparently happen to be late...(bcus of the french tuts..as mentioned above and the tyrannies faced in the train)... and i really dont know why...im trying to figure this out big tym.. why doesnt psychology maam take attendance in the end... or rather why doesnt she pity poor souls like me... who are just 5 mins late(ok ok ok.. 15 mins late)????? why doesnt she pity poor voyagers who have travelled from doom to hell and back?? well... this is something im researching on(knowing well dat i am wasted)..and ive come to the conclusion dat she is a sadist...ppl who receive immense happiness at students failures..or the best reason is.. frankly...>she hates me<(cmon toking continuously in her class..and distracting other kids also..in each and every lecture and disrupting the study mood in class by passing delusional and deranged comments is no reason to hate a student, rite naa???)
5. its a day wen the we have english tutorials.. and omg.. let me make this very clear.. i just despise grammar.. grammar of all sorts... i think its an abject waste of time. infact i say it because i dont really understand all the innumerous tenses and some things called verbs and some huge other extravagant things called modal auxilaries(wtf) and what is this summary writing and tree diagrams( i alsways end up drawing banyan trees*my diagrams look like that* cant really help it! ) and since we are divided in class.. i dont really have all my frends weith me... infact i have no one.. except for one chic and so its like im on lonely planet..sheesh... man..ony i knw how i manage my way thru it!! (thanks to all the day dreaming..nno one can put a halt to dat.. not even u verona... hahahha... my ony weapon against the evil verona maam whos out to destroy 'planet fun'
6. and for the tip of the ice berg... its a long excruciating day in coll... lecs till 4.30...dat makes the day really really LOOOOOOONG.... im serious 6 lecs a day are absolutely not in my capacity...the day is filled with laziness...subject lectures.. (no evs and phv...dat are lite and tempt u to go into lala land) dat keep u wide awake.. altho ur eyes have gone to sleep and ur mouth is mute snoring! to think of it ony makes me go...*yawn*
and dats ......making me goo...... *yawn*....and *yawn*... and... now...im going to... *yawn*.... *yawn*... bed....* yawn*.... *yawn*..... byeee........*yawn*......