bashful break up!

aloha!
well...my blogs may be a little depressing these days.. dats cuz ive just started recovering from a break up... and break ups are soo really bad...especially wen u get dumped!! (its the first tym im in that terrible position) its been a really long tym since im getting the taste of being single...cus a girl like me dont remain single for long!!
neways who does really care?? as long as im still happy*frankly... im not*....ok wateva! oh but...its is a good feeling cus u get to stalk oder guys and start having crushes al over again and u dont have an inch of guiltiness in you... *ok now im happy again*
so keeping my emotions in mind..todays blog is giving u guys some gyaan on
WAT NOT TO DO DURING A BREAK UP?
1. please please for heavens sake dont cry and brood over the loser(with a capital L) who dumped you... he doesnt deserve a sweetheart but an old hag wholl make him mop her puke!
2. dont ever dream bout him coming bak to you... nd even if he does be ready with a machine gun to shoot his head off! nd if u accept him bak..gurl i pity u..cus uve landed urself from the frying pan to the fire( of hell!)
3. dont get into depression...cus its tym to rejoice and party and celebrate .... cus ur giving oder amazing guys a chance to like you...(many have been lining up in queues behind u..*if u dint knw dat*) we dont want the Great Drepression of the 1930s to start all over again... the world has suffered irreparable losses... we had enough of it!
4.stop bingeing on chocolate or icecream just to get over the break up.. it ony helps u gain those detested ounces of globby fat..that will make you like a roley poley snowman...just in tym for christmas...and no wonder ur ex will be all the more glad dat he dumped yu! who wants to date a fat ass? (unless the guy is equally fat and u spend all ur tym together hogging on those hamburgers withs loadsa cheese *ur idea of a perfect date* .... please GO DIE!!)
5.stop listening to songs bout breakups... firstly they r made by ppl who were in depression..its sumthing called Sublimation(in psychology..if u dint knw im a psycho student*no surprises*)and its like one blind man leading anther! how will a depressed person help another depressed person! hieght of deranged ideologies!
6. for the last and final tym please stop thinking bout ur ex and all the happy tyms speant togther... neways they are not gonna come bak...its something of the past and happier moments are gonna come into ur life all over again... pity that ass hole who dint care bout u...cus i think those were the last of his happy moments... he is only in for sheer tyranny and overall unhappiness and hell probably get into drugs and he;ll newyas have a short happy life span *dats cus u also have to experiment with voodoo dols ok...to make his life horrenous..its pretty easy and will give u instant happiness* and yaa... dat will be the end of the evil ex bf!
7.stop evil eyeing his new gf... infact u shud be gladdat u werent the only fool in the world... there are many others... infact bigger ciphers!! and please pray that he sticks with this girl.. we dont want many chicks crying over a piece of garbage(we aint that mean rite) its better one person pays all the price of sticking up with the pea brained creature!
8.and for the final tip... dont keep checking his statuses on orkut and his scraps or his other updats on facebook and other social networking sites... just to c wat he is upto..girl he really doesnt deserve all that attention... its simply a waste of precious tym..wen u could rather go and check out the hotties in the brand new season of 'heroes-the villains'.. guys with powers... irrisistable*droooooool* or check out wats in vogue this season... so u can shop for something really sexy-cum-hot-cum-drag-all-the-attention types...the internet is a huge scope for entertainment rather than reading sum shitty status updates of a demoralized character*who is a huge embarassment to nature*(god regrets creating him also)..its only gonna suck ur brain juices!

note from blogger:- ive actually done all the above not-to-do activities and i swear by the yummy cheese capsicum sandwiches in my coll canteen.... they do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD... u only end up with an ocean of dissapointment.

so yaa...dats it from me guys... ill catch up later with some more interseting stuff dat i think bout..and update u ppl... cya... tc...
to all the single souls- ppl we rock this world
to all the commited folks- hope u never get dumped!

cheers....
PiNkStReAk

p.s. to all the dumpers in the world... yourll are heartless moronic fungii who only squeze the happiness outta ppls lives... *urll suck big tym*